What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Aaron Rodgers was Steelers’ ‘third option’ at quarterback before pairing came together - New York Post

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Is a light therapy mask a good investment?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

After fifty years of trying, science has created the toughest diamond on Earth in a laboratory - Earth.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

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Everyone loved it.

No way

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks