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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:01

Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Is a light therapy mask a good investment?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
No way
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks